Five Nights at Freddy’s was a bad jump scare horror game about animatronic mascot characters who kill you or something. This trend has exploded into a disgustingly bloated pustule of fan games and ripoffs to the point that Secret Gaygent 69 plays them for us sometimes and he never runs out of content.

So we’re gonna read a document that’s descriptions and comments pertaining to a bunch of these horrendous games, some of which have been in continued development for 10 years.

This week, Extra Credit is normalizing Guelph Mean Time.

With THE LESBIATHAN, Chai Tea Latte, Boots Raingear, Frank West, and Shell Game

Edited by Shell Game
Content provided by Napoleon Blownapart
Cover art by Dijon Du Jour