Napoleon Blownapart
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The Taming of the narrow-minded police squad, by Napoleon Blownapart
”My dear Napoleon Blownapart! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the police squad
“As do I” Napoleon Blownapart replied gracefully. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke canister of liquid oxygen of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the police squad cried aloud. “Compared to you, canister of liquid oxygen is like a self-centered puppy.” The police squad then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear narrow-minded police squad, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” N paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Napoleon Blownapart, my love?” the police squad inquired. Napoleon Blownapart stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make sticky love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that wrinkle and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke canister of liquid oxygen growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, police squad will be narrow-minded no longer. As for you, Napoleon Blownapart, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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