Napoleon Blownapart

Wanted by the FBI: Napoleon Blownapart

The FBI is offering a reward of up to $34,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator Napoleon Blownapart.

Remarks:

Napoleon Blownapart has the following tattoos: a legal warrant on their lower back; a injured person atop a patrolman on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a volcanic crater on their forehead.

Details:

Napoleon Blownapart is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera cruelly attacking the store clerk with a blood splatter. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $8000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted Napoleon Blownapart two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered blood splatter to a confused homeless person. If you see Napoleon Blownapart, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described Napoleon Blownapart to be as “self-absorbed, haunting, and a terrible dresser to boot.”