Napoleon Blownapart

Napoleon Blownapart's self-summary

Napoleon Blownapart is a gorgeous 9 foot 6 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, shivering hair the color of a decrepit Irish cottage, and studded eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, bury, and fuck (in that order).

What Napoleon Blownapart is doing with their life

Napoleon Blownapart runs a succesful private investor harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Napoleon Blownapart selects the most maniacal private investor, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the private investor at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Napoleon Blownapart also is part of a comedy podcast

Napoleon Blownapart is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks cruelly sexy.

Napoleon Blownapart spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a private investor turns out to be more sadistic than maniacal.

You should message Napoleon Blownapart if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Napoleon Blownapart would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.