THE LESBIATHAN

Wanted by the FBI: THE LESBIATHAN

The FBI is offering a reward of up to $41,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator THE LESBIATHAN.

Remarks:

THE LESBIATHAN has the following tattoos: a factory reset button on their lower back; a mood atop a rough-skinned newt on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a pair of hairy legs on their forehead.

Details:

THE LESBIATHAN is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera awkwardly attacking the store clerk with a dingle berry. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $4000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted THE LESBIATHAN two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered dingle berry to a confused homeless person. If you see THE LESBIATHAN, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described THE LESBIATHAN to be as “barbed, emerging, and a terrible dresser to boot.”

THE LESBIATHAN has appeared in:

Some Kind of Podcast ShapeFeel God Inc.Or Going, Going, Gone!Kitsune Miku Says: Do Not Listen To This Crunchyroll Episode!History HorniesDarude KassandstormCurse of the Mummy’s TubeEC’s Bizarrely Homestar-themed Camgirl DungeonCaution: These Fanworks Are A Little BlueAaaWwoOOOOooooOOOooOO!!!Get Your Head In The GameI Dread It For The ArticlesBack For SecondsExtra Credit Presents! Maid In HellOnce A Week I Pretend To Be A Worse Version Of MyselfText of Kin/r/eally_vainReaders DigestYouth or ConsequencesEC’s Magickal Mystyree TourFringe Knowledge for Dummies

THE LESBIATHAN has contributed to:

Not Always PsychicSome Kind of Podcast ShapeAmber is the Color of Your Energy DrinkScary Stories to Tell in the BarkHistory Horniesヒーブちゃんの趣味Chocus PocusCurse of the Mummy’s TubeI’m The Baby, God’ll Love MeSmurfing ’till We’re Blue in the FaceCaution: These Fanworks Are A Little BlueAaaWwoOOOOooooOOOooOO!!!I Dread It For The ArticlesExtra Credit Presents! Maid In HellExtra Credit Presents! Maid In HellOnce A Week I Pretend To Be A Worse Version Of MyselfWhat tнē βLϵϵp D̄өn’t ωΣ (k)πow!?How to Release a Podcast After A Year And A HalfExtra Credit’s Strained ExpressionThis Is Spiner Tap

Documents provided:

Some Kind of Podcast ShapeKitsune Miku Says: Do Not Listen To This Crunchyroll Episode!EC’s Bizarrely Homestar-themed Camgirl DungeonOnce A Week I Pretend To Be A Worse Version Of MyselfHow to Release a Podcast After A Year And A HalfExtra Credit’s Strained Expression/r/eally_vainEC’s Magickal Mystyree Tour