THE LESBIATHAN

THE LESBIATHAN's self-summary

THE LESBIATHAN is a gorgeous 7 foot 7 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, hyperactive hair the color of a pocket flask, and flirting eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, splatter, and fuck (in that order).

What THE LESBIATHAN is doing with their life

THE LESBIATHAN runs a succesful stock car harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, THE LESBIATHAN selects the most filthy stock car, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the stock car at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

THE LESBIATHAN also is part of a comedy podcast

THE LESBIATHAN is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks perfectly sexy.

THE LESBIATHAN spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a stock car turns out to be more house-broken than filthy.

You should message THE LESBIATHAN if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. THE LESBIATHAN would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.