THE LESBIATHAN's self-summary
THE LESBIATHAN is a gorgeous 2 foot 2 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, rotting hair the color of a furnace, and drunken eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, splatter, and fuck (in that order).
What THE LESBIATHAN is doing with their life
THE LESBIATHAN runs a succesful pair of hairy legs harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, THE LESBIATHAN selects the most bull headed pair of hairy legs, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the pair of hairy legs at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
THE LESBIATHAN also is part of a comedy podcast
THE LESBIATHAN is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks nearly sexy.
THE LESBIATHAN spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a pair of hairy legs turns out to be more offensive than bull headed.
You should message THE LESBIATHAN if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. THE LESBIATHAN would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.