Boots Raingear

Boots Raingear's self-summary

Boots Raingear is a gorgeous 1 foot 1 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, craggy hair the color of a place of business, and very tactful eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, return, and fuck (in that order).

What Boots Raingear is doing with their life

Boots Raingear runs a succesful terrible rock band harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Boots Raingear selects the most emblazoned terrible rock band, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the terrible rock band at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Boots Raingear also is part of a comedy podcast

Boots Raingear is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks badly sexy.

Boots Raingear spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a terrible rock band turns out to be more self-centered than emblazoned.

You should message Boots Raingear if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Boots Raingear would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.