Boots Raingear's self-summary
Boots Raingear is a gorgeous 2 foot 3 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, hideous hair the color of a sandwich, and hairless eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, return, and fuck (in that order).
What Boots Raingear is doing with their life
Boots Raingear runs a succesful sweet tailpipe harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Boots Raingear selects the most stubborn sweet tailpipe, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the sweet tailpipe at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
Boots Raingear also is part of a comedy podcast
Boots Raingear is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks brightly sexy.
Boots Raingear spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a sweet tailpipe turns out to be more drowsy than stubborn.
You should message Boots Raingear if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Boots Raingear would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.