If there’s one thing that can be said about science and the internet as a whole, it’s that they have never tried to figured out just how penises work. It’s the big gaping hole in our biological and sociological knowledge and who better than a smattering of men obsessed with their nocturnal emissions to rectify the greatest mistake of history?

The Wet Dream Forum is (was?) a place for those who were curious to share and compare their wet dream experiences to try to develop a repeatable methodology and larger theory of wet dreams. Mostly they share how long since they last masturbated and the general size of the stain they left. It’s all very thorough and not gross.

This week, Extra Credit wonders how do i know when i’m into prewetdream mode?

With Chai Tea Latte, Dr. Activisionary, Spaced God, Boots Raingear, and Shell Game

Edited by Shell Game
Content provided by Dijon Du Jour
Cover art by THE LESBIATHAN