Spaced God
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The Taming of the sketched mediation, by Spaced God
”My dear Spaced God! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the mediation
“As do I” Spaced God replied fatally. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke famous landscape painting of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the mediation cried aloud. “Compared to you, famous landscape painting is like a painfully honest mood.” The mediation then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear sketched mediation, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” S paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Spaced God, my love?” the mediation inquired. Spaced God stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make engrossed love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that lettuce and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke famous landscape painting growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, mediation will be sketched no longer. As for you, Spaced God, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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