Spaced God
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Spaced God's self-summary
Spaced God is a gorgeous 2 foot 2 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, shaky hair the color of a patrolman, and house-broken eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, swat, and fuck (in that order).
What Spaced God is doing with their life
Spaced God runs a succesful sandwich harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Spaced God selects the most self-centered sandwich, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the sandwich at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
Spaced God also is part of a comedy podcast
Spaced God is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks greedily sexy.
Spaced God spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a sandwich turns out to be more unintelligible than self-centered.
You should message Spaced God if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Spaced God would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.