Spaced God
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The Taming of the unspoken legend, by Spaced God
”My dear Spaced God! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the legend
“As do I” Spaced God replied quickly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke coffee pot of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the legend cried aloud. “Compared to you, coffee pot is like a hysterical dog poop.” The legend then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear unspoken legend, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” S paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Spaced God, my love?” the legend inquired. Spaced God stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make very tactful love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that deer antler and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke coffee pot growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, legend will be unspoken no longer. As for you, Spaced God, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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