iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the confused mess, by Spaced God
”My dear Spaced God! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the mess
“As do I” Spaced God replied recklessly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke really tough guy of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the mess cried aloud. “Compared to you, really tough guy is like a hysterical psychic.” The mess then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear confused mess, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” S paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Spaced God, my love?” the mess inquired. Spaced God stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make self-absorbed love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that mediation and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke really tough guy growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, mess will be confused no longer. As for you, Spaced God, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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