Spaced God

Spaced God's self-summary

Spaced God is a gorgeous 9 foot 9 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, emerging hair the color of a tank, and flooded eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, stab, and fuck (in that order).

What Spaced God is doing with their life

Spaced God runs a succesful kitty harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Spaced God selects the most cruel-hearted kitty, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the kitty at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Spaced God also is part of a comedy podcast

Spaced God is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks doubtfully sexy.

Spaced God spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a kitty turns out to be more filthy than cruel-hearted.

You should message Spaced God if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Spaced God would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.