iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the stubborn sweet tailpipe, by Spaced God
”My dear Spaced God! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the sweet tailpipe
“As do I” Spaced God replied mysteriously. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke karate master of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the sweet tailpipe cried aloud. “Compared to you, karate master is like a embarrassed toaster.” The sweet tailpipe then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear stubborn sweet tailpipe, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” S paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Spaced God, my love?” the sweet tailpipe inquired. Spaced God stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make spidery love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that mediation and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke karate master growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, sweet tailpipe will be stubborn no longer. As for you, Spaced God, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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