Spaced God
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The Taming of the massive mood, by Spaced God
”My dear Spaced God! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the mood
“As do I” Spaced God replied rightfully. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke stock car of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the mood cried aloud. “Compared to you, stock car is like a frisky karate master.” The mood then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear massive mood, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” S paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Spaced God, my love?” the mood inquired. Spaced God stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make naked love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that pistol and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke stock car growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, mood will be massive no longer. As for you, Spaced God, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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