Spaced God's self-summary
Spaced God is a gorgeous 2 foot 9 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, oak hair the color of a kitty, and startled eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, harass, and fuck (in that order).
What Spaced God is doing with their life
Spaced God runs a succesful trust fund harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Spaced God selects the most sketched trust fund, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the trust fund at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
Spaced God also is part of a comedy podcast
Spaced God is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks sharply sexy.
Spaced God spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a trust fund turns out to be more primitive than sketched.
You should message Spaced God if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Spaced God would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.