Ever think about reality? Are things as they seem, or are they actually a near-seamless tapestry of programming and mental conditioning? And if the latter, then why does our hardware fuck up so often? r/GlitchInTheMatrix purports that indeed the world we are in is not the world we are in, but in fact a simulated […]
Once upon a time Depending on your zone There came into being An archive of our own A place to free fiction from censorship most dire Where incest and pedophilia Often transpire Fans so fervent But so imprudent Celebrate their ships As poetry students And so we compiled Their torturous rhyme To mock and ask […]
It’s time for more ghost and cryptid dweebs! Strangoria is a community that exists as a single web page advertising their Discord server, and said Discord server which contains about 6000 members. Secret Gaygent 69 braved the depths and returned to us with a sampling of the mysterious, spiritual, mystical, illogical, radical nonsense that can […]
Bionicle, short for Biological Chronicle, is a briefly-lived sub-brand of Lego that featured a lot of robotic, cyborg-like something or others (it’s never fully explained what they are). But what if you could get more words on the subject? So many more words. Get ready to “learn” as much as you can handle about Toas, […]
Hey what if some dudes wanted to be forced into feminine dress and affectation so they can get off (when mistress permits them)? That’d be a gross, weird fetish right? Right. But what if it wasn’t just an affectation but really they’re just living their lives as they identify: little girls by force. Sissythings.com is […]
Once upon a time, the internet wasn’t. People read these weird things made of paper and kids in particular were attracted to the things that were made completely of paper but also offered a free bauble for their purchase. Comics, also known as the Bible to Marvel Fans (in that they frequently foam at the […]
Dacryphilia is the fetish for crying. While some may say such a thing is for monsters who sexually feast upon tragedy, we choose to remind people that sometimes people are actors and other times people are anthro dogs licking tears off of other dogs’ snouts. Let’s laugh until we cry and give today’s subject something […]
You may think that the natural opposite of bimbofication is himbofication but that’s stupid and wrong. Stop letting memes dilute your knowledge of fetish porn! Jockification is the process in which nerds are forcibly and suddenly transformed into hulking, mouth-breathing idiots made of muscle and brodumb. Pun painfully intended. This process tends to involve hypnosis […]
During Garbage Day 2020, Extra Credit hosted an hour on the Elizabeth Storybook fanon from the Pokefanon Wiki, and boy howdy was it weird! Feeling as though they paid the rest of the site short shrift, a request was made to Secret Gaygent 69 to provide a more comprehensive document on the wiki itself so […]
The term squishy, when used as a noun, apparently refers not to a particularly soft plush animal or a stress toy, but rather a person who wants to be squished by another. Particularly, it would seem, a man who wishes for another man in work boots to absolutely dominate them by smashing them into the […]
This week, Chai Tea Latte takes over with a reading of the 1998 transcripts of AOL’s chat with Koko the gorilla, famed for her ability to use sign language in communication with researcher Dr. Penny Patterson. AOL also has their own ASL translator though, and what Dr. Penny Patterson says Koko says may not match […]
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, in sure and certain hope of Resurrection because fuck do we hate Quora. Mz. Saturn, who observed the death of Yahoo! Answers from a safe distance, provided two documents as a final chronicle for the now defunct community. One went to The F Plus, the other to Extra Credit. […]