Hey, what’s your sign?

Oh, you think that astrology is bogus and paying any attention to one’s sign is just a frivolous waste of time? Well, better fire up that spit for the crow you’re about to eat, because DXPnet.com is going to prove you wrong. As it happens, the astrology forums on this esteemed site have come up with a method of determining the kind of person that posts on their site utilizing the stars.

Indeed, DXPnet.com has honed to perfection the skill of figuring out which sign is the most likely to be an obnoxious asshole! Their success rate is 100%, considering the answer to that question is all of them.

This week, Extra Credit’s revealed to have a Mars in Virgo.

With THE LESBIATHAN, Beelzeboob, Mix, Shell Game, and featuring Achilles' Heelies

Edited by Shell Game
Content provided by Dijon Du Jour
Cover art by Shell Game