Achilles’ Heelies

Fleet-wheeled Achilles’ Heelies was grasped by his locomotive footwear as he was dipped into the River Styx. Now he can not be harmed by even the worst internet filth, until he meets his fated end at the hands of a footwear fetishist.

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