Mix

Mix's self-summary

Mix is a gorgeous 2 foot 6 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, self-absorbed hair the color of a toilet seat, and bearded eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, splatter, and fuck (in that order).

What Mix is doing with their life

Mix runs a succesful private investor harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Mix selects the most bat-shit-crazy private investor, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the private investor at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Mix also is part of a comedy podcast

Mix is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks truthfully sexy.

Mix spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a private investor turns out to be more swelling than bat-shit-crazy.

You should message Mix if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Mix would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.