Mix's self-summary

Mix is a gorgeous 8 foot 9 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, loyal hair the color of a dog poop, and disturbing eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, fight, and fuck (in that order).

What Mix is doing with their life

Mix runs a succesful therapist harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Mix selects the most shaky therapist, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the therapist at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Mix also is part of a comedy podcast

Mix is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks blindly sexy.

Mix spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a therapist turns out to be more cowardly than shaky.

You should message Mix if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Mix would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.