Dr. (not really) Judith C. McMath was once a huckster and spouter of new age bullshit, but her website went offline in 2013. She provided great wisdom in her time, such as the fraudulence of Louis Pasteur and how bad vibes give you cancer. In fact, we once read this information to you all, but […]

It’s time for more ghost and cryptid dweebs! Strangoria is a community that exists as a single web page advertising their Discord server, and said Discord server which contains about 6000 members. Secret Gaygent 69 braved the depths and returned to us with a sampling of the mysterious, spiritual, mystical, illogical, radical nonsense that can […]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, in sure and certain hope of Resurrection because fuck do we hate Quora. Mz. Saturn, who observed the death of Yahoo! Answers from a safe distance, provided two documents as a final chronicle for the now defunct community. One went to The F Plus, the other to Extra Credit. […]

Wow! A live, on-location reading! Eugene is Shell’s hometown. It’s also the home of a wide variety of new age retro hippies that enjoy flowery prose and crystal-y medicines to counter the hustle and bustle of the rest of the world. They also are kooky, filled with even kookier healthcare practitioners, poets, and people who […]

Remember therians? Yeah, the people who think they’re animals trapped in human bodies, harkening back to an analogy used strictly to convince doctors that trans people “really meant it,” but using it instead for some dumb internet bullshit. Felkes, a wolf/snow leopard hybrid therian, is one such person who has such an experience, and such […]

You ever think about what you’ll do in a post-apocalyptic setting? The fall of man, the collapse of civilization, that sorta thing? Obviously it’s simultaneously a real and harrowing concept and also a ridiculous exercise in overly wrought paranoia. Well, knowing us, we’re more interested in the people on the latter end of that spectrum. […]

Amazon. Land of bottomless products. Future owner of United States Megametro 2. Current owner of Seattle. What can be said about this omnipresent retail empire? Not much we haven’t already heard. What can be said to this omnipresent retail empire? Well, not much that we haven’t already heard there either, but that won’t stop aggrieved consumers from […]

So we’ve heard of a lot of outlandish, disgusting fetishes over the course of The F Plus and Extra Credit, so perhaps it seems strange to read a forum about a relatively tame obsession such as jeans. Well, maybe being into types of clothes is pretty common, but these jean perverts are fucking awful people! […]

Here comes another short! This time, Gany and Dr. A examine the darker intentions behind Super Mario 64 by falling down a Twitter hole. Maybe we’ll find out why Luigi wasn’t there until the DS remake.

For the final part of our 100th Episode extravaganza, we return to form and read from a document, this time with all of the supporting cast of the show turning out for a heck of a good time. We asked twitter, ballp.it, and members of our community to contribute to a hodgepodge document, with a […]

Part 3 features the new crew, those who joined about 50 episodes in and we said “y’know what? I like their gumption! they really got that ‘it’ thing, see?” Dijon Du Jour, Mix, Beelzeboob and Malt bring in some content of their own that formed their sense of internet humor. Don’t tease the octopus kiddies, […]

Welcome back! Part 2 brings together people who joined up a bit midway, including host Shell Game. Chai Tea Latte, The Heavenator and THE LESBIATHAN bring together their old stories and talk at length about how the internet has changed. Readings this round include classic porn, classic crazy, surprisingly sincere efforts to reach out to […]