If you ever needed more proof that user-submitted reviews were useless garbage well… Have we got an episode for you!

Yelp is filled with self-important, unworldly losers who are low-key (or high-key) racist on the regular spouting opinions that will never truly impact anyone and accomplishing little but generating a small amount of smug satisfaction as you hit the submit button and go “Heh, gottem!”

Join us as we read insufferable people describe insufferably bland experiences as terrible hellfire (4 stars) or great except for one problem (2 stars).

This week, Extra Credit is some real Twin Peaks shit.

With Mix, Turtle, Cherry, Boots Raingear, and Shell Game

Edited by Shell Game
Content provided by Ehat, Tayroc, and Dr. Activisionary
Cover art by Shell Game