Reiki. It’s a method of alternative healing where you hold out your hands and think about wellness or whatever and then it makes idiots feel better. But what about animals? That’s right! Animal Reiki, a book Frank and Shell bought from their local bookstore, provides a uh… Crash course in how to move one’s hands […]

Did you know that if your Reddit karma is abysmal enough it limits the subreddits you’re allowed to post on? Also what happens when the only subreddit you can post to doesn’t have any moderators? Well, Regular-Storm-9625 knows both those things and r/theories indirectly does too. Join us as one man feeds thoughts into chatgbt […]

Ever want to make up something that never happened to try to stick it to hypothetical people you made up in your head? Head on over to Not Always Right. Want those people and situations to be signs of your personal moral integrity regarding LGBT rights and issues? Head on over to Not Always Right […]

Cozy sure is a word that people use a lot nowadays. A “fair” assessment would be to say media is cozy if it evokes a feeling of comfort and lacks the kind of obstacles that more challenging fare provides. An “Extra Credit” assessment would be a lot less charitable, but we’ll spare you what you […]

So remember how one time we talked about the Villains Wiki and they quibbled over degrees of evilness or redemption in fictional characters or something? Well that’s because over at the Heroes Wiki they have to remind people that they aren’t cataloging every single character who is nice or the star of some show. That […]

We know. Any episode on any subreddit could be called solipsism.txt. This one is about people who have decided their sexuality is “attracted to fictional character” and they talk about how much more valid their love is than the character’s story, creator, or personality. It’s a healthy thing for young people who don’t have problems […]

Back in the day people used to have to write into magazines and call radio show hosts to talk about their encounters with the most explainable unexplainable things and it created a weird subculture where it became more and more difficult to determine whether or not the people involved were incredibly stupid or incredibly unwell. […]

If you ever needed more proof that user-submitted reviews were useless garbage well… Have we got an episode for you! Yelp is filled with self-important, unworldly losers who are low-key (or high-key) racist on the regular spouting opinions that will never truly impact anyone and accomplishing little but generating a small amount of smug satisfaction […]

We spent all day talking about gambling in a room at a lake house in our mind and though we started with periodicals on blackjack, we ended on a book that was full of crap. It was also about craps. But like… Where it’s not explaining the rules of craps (which of course we don’t […]

You know how every gambler insists they have a system and they know what they’re doing? Well those people are idiots. Ploppies! They aren’t the true geniuses that write for and read the quarterly publication Blackjack Forum. That’s right, we’re going back to physical media yet again to find some of the most obnoxious, embarrassing, […]

Tulpas are… We’ve done this before you guys come on… FINE. Tulpas are a projection of spiritual focus and meditation to attain uh… Something or other sorry, it doesn’t matter here because we’re talking about how children online create really shitty imaginary friends by doing some bullshit that someone else on the internet told them […]

You ever wonder what a website is about? Us too. Elprehzleinn (which means Excellence is Just The Way It Is, so don’t get it twisted), aka https://mediazdesign.com, aka elprehzleinn.ca is a digital graphic design website run by JorjeJj Z. Elprehzleinn and Robyn Elprehzleinn aka Voon Muhn Rahn aka Justin (but that’s a different body). JorjeJj […]