Ever want to make a big change in your life? Well what if it was easy as turning a switch, pressing some buttons, and letting a machine do all the work? Just input a certain code, wait for it to warm up, and then just sit back and enjoy being changed into a full trash can!

Oh! Not the kind of change you had in mind? Maybe you’re more of a shower person… No? Well I don’t know what YOUR problem is, but we here at Extra Credit sure do love the idea of orgasming in the throes of bizarre body horror! And lucky for us, Choose Your Own Change is still alive and kicking! Come along with us on a trip that is sure to be transformative!

This week, Extra Credit is Original Recipe.

With Positive Stress, Mix, Malt, Shell Game, and featuring Achilles' Heelies

Edited by Dijon Du Jour
Content provided by Captain Fargle
Cover art by Dijon Du Jour