J. W. Friedman is a humorist and musician from San Francisco, CA, and a host of the I Don’t Even Own a Television podcast. He’s into hardcore, rap music, movies and books about indescribable eldritch horrors, and professional wrestling. Strengths: Enhanced Durability
He was born in 1872, the child of a wealthy property owner and a timid seamstress. He died in 1879 from influenza. Strengths: Enhanced durability
Original recipe makes 1 loaf bunnybread2 (1 pound) loaves frozen bread dough, thawed2 raisins2 sliced almonds1 egg, beaten6 bottles of Tanqueray gin PREP 45 minsCOOK 25 minsREADY IN 1 hr 40 mins DIRECTIONSGrease a baking sheet.Cut off 1/4 of the dough from 1 loaf and form into a pear-shaped ball for the bunny head.Form the […]
Fleet-wheeled Achilles’ Heelies was grasped by his locomotive footwear as he was dipped into the River Styx. Now he can not be harmed by even the worst internet filth, until he meets his fated end at the hands of a footwear fetishist. Strengths: Enhanced durability
General Ironicus, or just Ironicus, is considered to be the sidekick and co-star of Chip Cheezum. He is known primarily for his recurring role as a villainous sock puppet on Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. He has done a little work solo, but is mostly seen with Chip. Strengths: Enhanced durability
Lemon easily does piggybacks, over the shoulder, cradles and front straddles all with a big smile on his face. He also performs calf raises, squats and even hosts a podcast!
Over the past few years, rumors have circulated about the existence of a gigantic humanoid life-form inhabiting the icy waters of the Antarctic. This so called ”Montrith” is said to be completely white in color with an estimated length of 20 to 30 meters. Also described as a humongous, “blubbery, whale-like creature,” eyewitnesses describe it […]
Adam Bozarth is a writer, performer, and an entertaining internet personality. In addition to reading the finest in internet detritus on The F Plus, Adam also produces the sketch podcast Left Handed Radio. His comedy work has been featured all across the internet on sites like The Onion News Network, CollegeHumor’s Jest.com, Above Average Productions […]