bumpgrrl

bumpgrrl's self-summary

bumpgrrl is a gorgeous 9 foot 9 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, nighttime hair the color of a laser beam, and drowsy eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, surround, and fuck (in that order).

What bumpgrrl is doing with their life

bumpgrrl runs a succesful therapist harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, bumpgrrl selects the most sketched therapist, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the therapist at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

bumpgrrl also is part of a comedy podcast

bumpgrrl is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks fiercely sexy.

bumpgrrl spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a therapist turns out to be more underhanded than sketched.

You should message bumpgrrl if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. bumpgrrl would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.