bumpgrrl

Wanted by the FBI: bumpgrrl

The FBI is offering a reward of up to $14,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator bumpgrrl.

Remarks:

bumpgrrl has the following tattoos: a corn cake on their lower back; a private investor atop a mood on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a psychic on their forehead.

Details:

bumpgrrl is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera daily attacking the store clerk with a kitty. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $7000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted bumpgrrl two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered kitty to a confused homeless person. If you see bumpgrrl, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described bumpgrrl to be as “vengeful, sleepless, and a terrible dresser to boot.”