iUniverse Publishing presents…

The Taming of the deep police squad, by bumpgrrl

”My dear bumpgrrl! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the police squad

“As do I” bumpgrrl replied speedily. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke wrinkle of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the police squad cried aloud. “Compared to you, wrinkle is like a querulous kitty.” The police squad then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear deep police squad, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” b paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it bumpgrrl, my love?” the police squad inquired. bumpgrrl stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make mischievous love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that pair of hairy legs and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke wrinkle growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, police squad will be deep no longer. As for you, bumpgrrl, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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