It’s theorized that Acierocolotl is some kind of anime-lookin’ prettyboy. Others have thought Acierocolotl to be a very attractive girl. The truth of it is simple and a bit disappointing: Acierocolotl is a DARPA project to weaponize language. Originally, the money was earmarked for a comparative study of expensive hookers, but the chief researcher didn’t […]

Once upon a time in New Mexico, someone spilled a barrel of nuclear waste from old ’80s action movies onto a pile of buried Atari cartridges in a landfill. The resulting mess caused the evacuation of the entire city of Alamogordo and also STOG. In his spare time he is a text-to-speech converter who plays […]