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The Taming of the duck-like trust fund, by Portaxx

”My dear Portaxx! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the trust fund

“As do I” Portaxx replied tensely. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke french chef of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the trust fund cried aloud. “Compared to you, french chef is like a drafty canister of liquid oxygen.” The trust fund then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear duck-like trust fund, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” P paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Portaxx, my love?” the trust fund inquired. Portaxx stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make frisky love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that furnace and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke french chef growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, trust fund will be duck-like no longer. As for you, Portaxx, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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Portaxx has appeared in:

Cite-mare in Dreamland

Portaxx has contributed to:

Cite-mare in Dreamland