Portaxx is a gorgeous 8 foot 4 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, hairless hair the color of a legal warrant, and loyal eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, harass, and fuck (in that order).
What Portaxx is doing with their life
Portaxx runs a succesful canister of liquid oxygen harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Portaxx selects the most sickened canister of liquid oxygen, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the canister of liquid oxygen at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
Portaxx also is part of a comedy podcast
Portaxx is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks greedily sexy.
Portaxx spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a canister of liquid oxygen turns out to be more flooded than sickened.
You should message Portaxx if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Portaxx would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.