
You know what they say, you can’t judge a book by its cover. But you can judge a book by its readership. Enter Goodreads. As you likely are aware, Goodreads is a site where people who read and write can post the books they’ve read or written and provide reviews, that either tell you the […]

Bionicle, short for Biological Chronicle, is a briefly-lived sub-brand of Lego that featured a lot of robotic, cyborg-like something or others (it’s never fully explained what they are). But what if you could get more words on the subject? So many more words. Get ready to “learn” as much as you can handle about Toas, […]

How’s your love life? Dead? Well you’re not alone! The internet is filled with very real, very sexy tales of ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, and demons that pull their blankets or make them look at porn. If that sounds hot to you, well you’re a fool because ghosts are cold. Join us on an adventure across […]

Deep in the recesses of Archive Of Our Own is a stream that runs eternal, with force so powerful it demolishes that which it creates only to recreate it and demolish it again. Words flow freely here, but most of them are about one thing. One man. Chris Redfield is apparently a character from the […]

Ages ago, in the before-times, we covered the site Monster Girl Unlimited. Unfortunately, that site died. But that’s okay because it was NOT AN OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED SOURCE OF CANONICAL MONSTER GIRL INFORMATION. Now, Monster Girl Encyclopedia? THAT is the source of all the hot new Monster Girl facts as declared by the MGE creator Kenkou. […]

There’s the bell! Get back in the corner. You looked pathetic out there. Every hook hit, every bob weaved, and not a single bulge in your opponent’s trunks. What? Wait is that not a win condition in boxing? Aren’t you supposed to be doing so well that the other boxer is so overcome with arousal […]

Hey, you ever played Pokémon? Yeah? Us too. Ever play the Mystery Dungeon games? Yeah? Us too. Ever wanna fuck a latex Charizard? Yeah? Um… Pokémon is a subject we’ve frequently evoked on the podcast, and I think we’re all familiar with the property, the li’l monsters, the way the internet wants to fuck every […]

Imagine ending up in a conversation at a bar with a guy who brews his own beer. Imagine having to hear his very scattered, arcane ramblings and pretend to care. Now imagine you turn back towards the bar and the guy on the other side takes this as a cue to start telling you about […]

You are cordially invited to a murder! The Delete Lover’s Shrine was a fan community for the PBS cartoon Cyberchase. Designed to teach kids about math, problem solving, and probably computers, Cyberchase featured three kids who would wander through “cyberspace” and foil the plans of The Hacker and his robot underlings Buzz and Delete. Unfortunately, […]

Let’s face it. Sex is hard. It’s impossible to meet someone, let alone fuck someone. And sometimes, that gets hard to deal with, so one needs an escape. Luckily for every single one of us, Newgrounds continues to host the illustrious Meet N Fuck visual novel series to this day. The enduring set of games […]

Making friends on the internet is fun! But what if, instead of friends, you made awkward acquaintances with a sex clown? Yeah. We got your number. Meet Amazing Ferret, a moderator of r/sexypenpals and innuendo artist extraordinaire! She spends a great deal of time crafting settings and plots to entice the lonely hearts of reddit […]