AI chat bots are everywhere, and yet the one place dudes on the internet still can’t manage to get is in their pants. Replika is one of the more bullshit of bullshit AI friends, in that it promises to be unique to you rather than just dump all the data when you close the session. […]

Porn comes in every variety in high volumes. You can’t shake a dick without finding someone who wants to help you cum. It’s so hard to know the good from the bad, though. There has to be a better way! Too bad all we have is members of the internet using their rudimentary writing skills […]

In part 4 of our exhilarating 5 part mini-series, we actually talk about The Street Fighter Code. It’s like The DaVinci Code. It also tries to answer the question “Who was Jesus, really?” This is why media literacy is important, people. There was a late change in editing that made the titles and art not […]

Steam is a platform upon which more and more shit is shuffled, so what if we read about that? Much like the last time we read about Steam games, this time won’t be too much different. Sit back and let us extol the virtues of Secret Gaygent 69’s 3 Hs. Horror, Horny, and HUH? This […]

You know what they say, you can’t judge a book by its cover. But you can judge a book by its readership. Enter Goodreads. As you likely are aware, Goodreads is a site where people who read and write can post the books they’ve read or written and provide reviews, that either tell you the […]

Bionicle, short for Biological Chronicle, is a briefly-lived sub-brand of Lego that featured a lot of robotic, cyborg-like something or others (it’s never fully explained what they are). But what if you could get more words on the subject? So many more words. Get ready to “learn” as much as you can handle about Toas, […]

How’s your love life? Dead? Well you’re not alone! The internet is filled with very real, very sexy tales of ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, and demons that pull their blankets or make them look at porn. If that sounds hot to you, well you’re a fool because ghosts are cold. Join us on an adventure across […]

Deep in the recesses of Archive Of Our Own is a stream that runs eternal, with force so powerful it demolishes that which it creates only to recreate it and demolish it again. Words flow freely here, but most of them are about one thing. One man. Chris Redfield is apparently a character from the […]

Ages ago, in the before-times, we covered the site Monster Girl Unlimited. Unfortunately, that site died. But that’s okay because it was NOT AN OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED SOURCE OF CANONICAL MONSTER GIRL INFORMATION. Now, Monster Girl Encyclopedia? THAT is the source of all the hot new Monster Girl facts as declared by the MGE creator Kenkou. […]

There’s the bell! Get back in the corner. You looked pathetic out there. Every hook hit, every bob weaved, and not a single bulge in your opponent’s trunks. What? Wait is that not a win condition in boxing? Aren’t you supposed to be doing so well that the other boxer is so overcome with arousal […]

Hey, you ever played Pokémon? Yeah? Us too. Ever play the Mystery Dungeon games? Yeah? Us too. Ever wanna fuck a latex Charizard? Yeah? Um… Pokémon is a subject we’ve frequently evoked on the podcast, and I think we’re all familiar with the property, the li’l monsters, the way the internet wants to fuck every […]

Imagine ending up in a conversation at a bar with a guy who brews his own beer. Imagine having to hear his very scattered, arcane ramblings and pretend to care. Now imagine you turn back towards the bar and the guy on the other side takes this as a cue to start telling you about […]