Wow! A live, on-location reading! Eugene is Shell’s hometown. It’s also the home of a wide variety of new age retro hippies that enjoy flowery prose and crystal-y medicines to counter the hustle and bustle of the rest of the world. They also are kooky, filled with even kookier healthcare practitioners, poets, and people who […]

Ever find yourself without a personality or interest in human beings but still desperately in need of one to talk to you sometimes and ask for money? Care to sweeten the deal with regular cash for regular dates? Well we’re about to pour some sugar on you! Seeking Arrangement, or otherwise stylized “Seeking”, is a […]

How’s your love life? Dead? Well you’re not alone! The internet is filled with very real, very sexy tales of ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, and demons that pull their blankets or make them look at porn. If that sounds hot to you, well you’re a fool because ghosts are cold. Join us on an adventure across […]

Let’s face it. Sex is hard. It’s impossible to meet someone, let alone fuck someone. And sometimes, that gets hard to deal with, so one needs an escape. Luckily for every single one of us, Newgrounds continues to host the illustrious Meet N Fuck visual novel series to this day. The enduring set of games […]

Short number two, coming at you! Today we’re revisiting tapas.io, the site we covered in our episode Girls on Boy on Boy. This time, Dijon Du Jour and The Heavenator are gonna be reading through I Hate My New Body, which promises plenty of bad writing and awkward gay romance. Enjoy!

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