The term squishy, when used as a noun, apparently refers not to a particularly soft plush animal or a stress toy, but rather a person who wants to be squished by another. Particularly, it would seem, a man who wishes for another man in work boots to absolutely dominate them by smashing them into the […]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, in sure and certain hope of Resurrection because fuck do we hate Quora. Mz. Saturn, who observed the death of Yahoo! Answers from a safe distance, provided two documents as a final chronicle for the now defunct community. One went to The F Plus, the other to Extra Credit. […]

Wow! A live, on-location reading! Eugene is Shell’s hometown. It’s also the home of a wide variety of new age retro hippies that enjoy flowery prose and crystal-y medicines to counter the hustle and bustle of the rest of the world. They also are kooky, filled with even kookier healthcare practitioners, poets, and people who […]

Ever find yourself without a personality or interest in human beings but still desperately in need of one to talk to you sometimes and ask for money? Care to sweeten the deal with regular cash for regular dates? Well we’re about to pour some sugar on you! Seeking Arrangement, or otherwise stylized “Seeking”, is a […]

How’s your love life? Dead? Well you’re not alone! The internet is filled with very real, very sexy tales of ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, and demons that pull their blankets or make them look at porn. If that sounds hot to you, well you’re a fool because ghosts are cold. Join us on an adventure across […]

Let’s face it. Sex is hard. It’s impossible to meet someone, let alone fuck someone. And sometimes, that gets hard to deal with, so one needs an escape. Luckily for every single one of us, Newgrounds continues to host the illustrious Meet N Fuck visual novel series to this day. The enduring set of games […]

Short number two, coming at you! Today we’re revisiting tapas.io, the site we covered in our episode Girls on Boy on Boy. This time, Dijon Du Jour and The Heavenator are gonna be reading through I Hate My New Body, which promises plenty of bad writing and awkward gay romance. Enjoy!

The internet is known for its myriad methods for procuring porn. But did you know that you can also use it to make porn more inaccessible and impersonal? That’s right! NiteFlirt is the internet’s premiere web database for phone sex operators that can fit your every desire! Wanna be called names and told to do […]