Turtle invented the modern podcast in his garage in 1953, when he produced the first hand-carved wax cylinder of a conversation he had with himself. For decades, this was a critical and financial disaster, in large part due to inadequacies in distribution and quality. Nevertheless, he persisted. Fortunately for him, and for all of us, […]

Mix is famous around the internet for content crimes. With a backlog that stretches to the moon and back, Mix’s beleaguered visage is a harbinger of horror and oddities most online. Marvel as Mix gets specific references wrong and reads in one voice! Mix’s favorite episodes are: 54 – Back for Seconds 65 – Curse […]

Dijon does not like dirty surroundings, so it cleans things with its cottony wings. It uses streams and freshwater springs to wash its wings when they become dirty from polishing. Dijon is very friendly and largely unafraid of humans. As a result, it frequently perches on people’s heads like a fluffy hat. Enemies: Any female […]

THE LESBIATHON won’t write an intro for herself. It falls to me, the author, to complete this mission. Whenever I ask, THE LESBIATHON gets angry and starts complaining about her trailer. Sometimes she throws vodka bottles. Really, this is beyond my pay grade. I’ve done my job. Julia’s favorite episodes are: 35 – Youth or […]

Shell Game scuttled from the murky depths of the ocean, onto the sandy moonlit shores, and is ready to crab-walk into our hearts. A crustacean of many similar shaped hats (which are really just one dragon hoodie), Shell Game is willing to try a pincer at most anything. If there is a project in the […]

「ＰＯＳＩＴＩＶＥ　ＳＴＲＥＳＳ」は、日本の女性シンガーソングライター、大森靖子のシングル。2016年10月26日にavex traxより発売された。 正のストレス（迷惑でインターネットの悲しい少年）と混同しないでください。 ところで、ソニック・ザ・ヘッジホッグが好きじゃない。 Strengths: Enhanced durability Stress’ favorite episodes are: 39 – Readers Digest 26 – Morgellons and On and On 25 – Clopping a Feel 19 – For Sale: Platform shoes, never worn.

Frank West, known in Japan as Incredible NerdChild 20xx, is a 1997 side-scrolling platform video game developed by Treasure and published by Enix and Nintendo for the F Plus. The player assumes the role of Frank, a robotic maid who journeys to rescue her creator from terrible nerds on the internet. The gameplay revolves around […]

A snake in the pit since April 05, 2016 Ganymede spent 5 years training in a secluded mountain range, standing under a raging waterfall while shouting the content of wikihow articles. She has now descended into the unassuming towns below to terrify and astound.