The Heavenator

The Heavenator's self-summary

The Heavenator is a gorgeous 4 foot 9 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, twisted hair the color of a mediation, and rancid eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, explode, and fuck (in that order).

What The Heavenator is doing with their life

The Heavenator runs a succesful dingle berry harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, The Heavenator selects the most sketched dingle berry, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the dingle berry at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

The Heavenator also is part of a comedy podcast

The Heavenator is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks really sexy.

The Heavenator spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a dingle berry turns out to be more maniacal than sketched.

You should message The Heavenator if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. The Heavenator would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.

The Heavenator has appeared in:

Murder on the Orientation ExpressThe Wolf Cock Went Snicker SnatchActually, Stop Reading Other BooksOne Trick PonyExpedited ShippingRevenge of the JocksSole SearchingGemsona Non GrataShort – An Ohio Podcastwikihow episode.All Men Are PaypigsRotten PodcastButter Off DeadThe Bestiary with Two Backs2800 Dollars LaterIs It Crazy to Jerk Off with Boxing Gloves?I Didn’t Buy This Product, Goodbye!If You Can’t Score At Hedonism 2 You Can’t Score AnywhereWith Enemas Like These Who Needs Friends?Victorian Bawdy SlamFoal Me Twice…Canon the Hedgehog12% Anime By VolumeSteamedExtra Deadit SpooktacularMeet N Fuck PodcastEpisode 100 – Part 2Ceci n’est pas un drillWho Do They Think They’re Kidding?Shorts – I Hate My New BodyObject of My DesireNobody Cared Who I Was Until I Put on The $30 MaskSweet Mod of MineBelushin It OutAmber is the Color of Your Energy DrinkOr Going, Going, Gone!Of Fur and ScalesGirls on Boy on Boyヒーブちゃんの趣味Chocus PocusExtra Credit Presents! Maid In Hell

The Heavenator has contributed to:

Revenge of the Jocks12% Anime By VolumeShall I Compare Thee to a Filthy Perv?Girls on Boy on Boy

Documents provided:

God Gives His Highest Heels To His Strongest SissiesShort – An Ohio PodcastGifts of the MagiEpisode 100 – Part 2Shorts – I Hate My New BodyKitsune Miku Says: Do Not Listen To This Crunchyroll Episode!Girls on Boy on BoyDarude Kassandstormヒーブちゃんの趣味EC’s Bizarrely Homestar-themed Camgirl Dungeon