The Heavenator
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The Taming of the screeching mediation, by The Heavenator
”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the mediation
“As do I” The Heavenator replied rapidly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke haunted graveyard of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the mediation cried aloud. “Compared to you, haunted graveyard is like a house-broken keepsake machete.” The mediation then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear screeching mediation, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the mediation inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make drowsy love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that really tough guy and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke haunted graveyard growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, mediation will be screeching no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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