The Heavenator

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The Taming of the shaky nibblet, by The Heavenator

”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the nibblet

“As do I” The Heavenator replied shyly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke sandwich of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the nibblet cried aloud. “Compared to you, sandwich is like a fluffy legend.” The nibblet then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear shaky nibblet, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the nibblet inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make shivering love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that multi-billionaire and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke sandwich growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, nibblet will be shaky no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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The Heavenator has appeared in:

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The Heavenator has contributed to:

Revenge of the Jocks12% Anime By VolumeShall I Compare Thee to a Filthy Perv?Girls on Boy on Boy

Documents provided:

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