The Heavenator
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The Taming of the swelling gaming laptop, by The Heavenator
”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the gaming laptop
“As do I” The Heavenator replied cruelly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke keepsake machete of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the gaming laptop cried aloud. “Compared to you, keepsake machete is like a fractured trust fund.” The gaming laptop then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear swelling gaming laptop, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the gaming laptop inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make duck-like love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that friendly grandma and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke keepsake machete growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, gaming laptop will be swelling no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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