The Heavenator

The Heavenator's self-summary

The Heavenator is a gorgeous 2 foot 5 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, flaming hair the color of a friendly grandma, and bloodless eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, kill, and fuck (in that order).

What The Heavenator is doing with their life

The Heavenator runs a succesful stock car harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, The Heavenator selects the most filthy stock car, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the stock car at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

The Heavenator also is part of a comedy podcast

The Heavenator is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks rarely sexy.

The Heavenator spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a stock car turns out to be more stubborn than filthy.

You should message The Heavenator if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. The Heavenator would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.