The Heavenator

The Heavenator's self-summary

The Heavenator is a gorgeous 5 foot 9 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, disgusting hair the color of a haunted graveyard, and bearded eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, stab, and fuck (in that order).

What The Heavenator is doing with their life

The Heavenator runs a succesful sandwich harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, The Heavenator selects the most hyperactive sandwich, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the sandwich at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

The Heavenator also is part of a comedy podcast

The Heavenator is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks fondly sexy.

The Heavenator spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a sandwich turns out to be more blathering than hyperactive.

You should message The Heavenator if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. The Heavenator would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.