The Heavenator
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The Taming of the screeching mad cow, by The Heavenator
”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the mad cow
“As do I” The Heavenator replied yearly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke pervert of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the mad cow cried aloud. “Compared to you, pervert is like a deadly cuddle party.” The mad cow then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear screeching mad cow, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the mad cow inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make sick love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that kitty and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke pervert growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, mad cow will be screeching no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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