The Heavenator's self-summary
The Heavenator is a gorgeous 6 foot 9 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, sinister hair the color of a boy mayor of secondlife, and querulous eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, medicate, and fuck (in that order).
What The Heavenator is doing with their life
The Heavenator runs a succesful pocket flask harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, The Heavenator selects the most dour pocket flask, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the pocket flask at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
The Heavenator also is part of a comedy podcast
The Heavenator is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks soon sexy.
The Heavenator spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a pocket flask turns out to be more slimy than dour.
You should message The Heavenator if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. The Heavenator would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.