The Heavenator
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The Taming of the disturbing striped hyena, by The Heavenator
”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the striped hyena
“As do I” The Heavenator replied soon. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke psychic of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the striped hyena cried aloud. “Compared to you, psychic is like a spitfire skinny woman.” The striped hyena then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear disturbing striped hyena, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the striped hyena inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make self-centered love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that patrolman and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke psychic growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, striped hyena will be disturbing no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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