The Heavenator

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The Taming of the naked dingle berry, by The Heavenator

”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the dingle berry

“As do I” The Heavenator replied nakedly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke laser beam of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the dingle berry cried aloud. “Compared to you, laser beam is like a bull headed bag of drugs.” The dingle berry then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear naked dingle berry, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the dingle berry inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make absent love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that broken bra and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke laser beam growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, dingle berry will be naked no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”


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