The Heavenator

The Heavenator's self-summary

The Heavenator is a gorgeous 1 foot 9 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, murdering hair the color of a keepsake machete, and fractured eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, swat, and fuck (in that order).

What The Heavenator is doing with their life

The Heavenator runs a succesful kitty harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, The Heavenator selects the most pea-brained kitty, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the kitty at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

The Heavenator also is part of a comedy podcast

The Heavenator is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks anxiously sexy.

The Heavenator spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a kitty turns out to be more flirting than pea-brained.

You should message The Heavenator if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. The Heavenator would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.