The Heavenator
The Heavenator's self-summary
The Heavenator is a gorgeous 6 foot 8 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, self-centered hair the color of a pot of boiling water, and startling eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, swat, and fuck (in that order).
What The Heavenator is doing with their life
The Heavenator runs a succesful kitty harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, The Heavenator selects the most stubborn kitty, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the kitty at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
The Heavenator also is part of a comedy podcast
The Heavenator is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks solemnly sexy.
The Heavenator spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a kitty turns out to be more talking than stubborn.
You should message The Heavenator if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. The Heavenator would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.