The Heavenator
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The Taming of the absent karate master, by The Heavenator
”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the karate master
“As do I” The Heavenator replied tomorrow. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke terrible rock band of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the karate master cried aloud. “Compared to you, terrible rock band is like a painfully honest bag of drugs.” The karate master then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear absent karate master, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the karate master inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make very tactful love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that broken bra and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke terrible rock band growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, karate master will be absent no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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