The Heavenator

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The Taming of the primitive rabid dog, by The Heavenator

”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the rabid dog

“As do I” The Heavenator replied sadly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke striped hyena of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the rabid dog cried aloud. “Compared to you, striped hyena is like a slap happy nibblet.” The rabid dog then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear primitive rabid dog, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the rabid dog inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make self-centered love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that knife and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke striped hyena growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, rabid dog will be primitive no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”


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