Hey did you know there are other tabletop games you could play that aren’t Dungeons and Dragons? If the answer isn’t “uh, obviously” then you probably have a vague idea that maybe some kind of superhero-based game exists or something and you’re just not ready for something that complex, so you’ll just stick to the classics.

Also you’ll append literally anything to it to ensure you don’t actually have to play the base game. Actually you just want to be horny.

D&D Beyond is where you go to be told by Hasbro to pay money for information that’s available online elsewhere anyway, but of particular interest to us are the freely accessible user-submitted homebrew entries, from character archetypes to classes to spells to you name it. Well you’ll probably name it something like “Absorb Dragon of the darkness flame” but still…

This week, Extra Credit is ACTUALLY A PLUG HEY LISTEN AT THE END BECAUSE IRONICUS HAS SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT. It’s an audio drama.

The Audio Drama, freely available: https://www.lydiadisappears.com/

The Patreon to fund even more: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/foxbot/the-disappearances-of-lydia-fountayne

Funding closes July 2nd, so hurry up and give a hand won’t you? If not at least give it a listen.

With Dijon Du Jour, The Heavenator, Turtle, Sauce, Ironicus, and Shell Game

Edited by Shell Game
Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69 and Frank West
Cover art by Shell Game