Bionicle, short for Biological Chronicle, is a briefly-lived sub-brand of Lego that featured a lot of robotic, cyborg-like something or others (it’s never fully explained what they are). But what if you could get more words on the subject?

So many more words.

Get ready to “learn” as much as you can handle about Toas, Mata Nui, and the reasons why two Turaga might be gay but it doesn’t show up in the main show.

This week, Extra Credit wonders if Bionicles have cloaca.

With Ganymede, Sanguinary Novel, Turtle, Frank West, and Shell Game

Edited by Shell Game
Content provided by Doctor Interrogative
Cover art by Shell Game