You might all think the internet is just a place for messy queer representation and inflated Chilly (Bluey’s mom, keep up people) but actually the internet is filled with examples of brave souls trying to save American society from itself.

The ChildCare Action Project: Christian Analysis of American Culture Ministry (CAP Ministry) is a place to find objective numerical scoring of how evil a piece of film media is, from the devilish depths of Matilda to the perfection of Mary Poppins, using a strictly objective system in which six different types of immorality are represented by six thermometers. Like in thermometers, you subtract points from 100 for the presence of sin within a film and then you derive some kind of average or something and multiply by length in case you don’t watch all of the movie. Confused? Probably because you’re steeped in sin. Come over to our side and see the light of this nonprofit ministry that is definitely not just applying a fascist brand of Christianity to film criticism.

This week, Extra Credit isn’t paying any mind to trumped up claims of some moral message that try and hide the fact that sin has been demonstrated on screen.

With Dijon Du Jour, The Heavenator, Chai Tea Latte, and Shell Game

Edited by Shell Game
Content provided by Sherlockian
Cover art by Shell Game