Reiki. It’s a method of alternative healing where you hold out your hands and think about wellness or whatever and then it makes idiots feel better.

But what about animals? That’s right! Animal Reiki, a book Frank and Shell bought from their local bookstore, provides a uh… Crash course in how to move one’s hands and offer Reiki to animals, complete with many anecdotes that show how animals get better after the “treatment”.

This week, Extra Credit decides all animals are male and all Reiki healers are female.

With Frank West, Other Voice, and Shell Game

Edited by Shell Game
Content provided by Shell Game and Frank West
Cover art by Shell Game