Internet. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Extra Credit. Its continuing mission, to seek out new mindfucks and new rambling deliberations. To boldly read what no one has read before.

While this episode actually has very little to do with Star Trek, it does have everything to do with the final frontier of causal thought. The website gabriellechana.com contains the life story and run-on-sentence philosophy of Gail Chord, descendant of Howard Hughes, Catherine the Great, and King David, her relationship with the REAL Brent Spiner, and her lifetime battle with Satan and his agents on Earth, the Jesuits. If you don’t follow, it’s okay: you won’t by the end of this one either.

This week Extra Credit gets a new favorite word.

With dijon du jour, Sham bam bamina!, Amelia Blank, Breakfast, and Shell Game

Edited by Shell Game
Content provided by Sanguinary Novel
Cover art by THE LESBIATHAN