We braved the mechanical oddities of Chrono Cross’ game design, now to confront the twisty time-travel confusion that is Chrono Cross’ plot. In a document written by Dijon Du Jour, Dijon explains the general overview of Chrono Cross as it happens. Or sometimes as it doesn’t happen. Or sometimes still as it once happened but […]
The Sims is a game about creating digital dolls and making them cheat on each other until they die in a fire caused by some moron making mac and cheese. Except it’s actually about so much more. The Sims discussion forums are filled with people sharing their complaints, perhaps some triumphs, and mostly their fetishes. […]
Dr. (not really) Judith C. McMath was once a huckster and spouter of new age bullshit, but her website went offline in 2013. She provided great wisdom in her time, such as the fraudulence of Louis Pasteur and how bad vibes give you cancer. In fact, we once read this information to you all, but […]
Ever think about reality? Are things as they seem, or are they actually a near-seamless tapestry of programming and mental conditioning? And if the latter, then why does our hardware fuck up so often? r/GlitchInTheMatrix purports that indeed the world we are in is not the world we are in, but in fact a simulated […]
It’s time for more ghost and cryptid dweebs! Strangoria is a community that exists as a single web page advertising their Discord server, and said Discord server which contains about 6000 members. Secret Gaygent 69 braved the depths and returned to us with a sampling of the mysterious, spiritual, mystical, illogical, radical nonsense that can […]
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, in sure and certain hope of Resurrection because fuck do we hate Quora. Mz. Saturn, who observed the death of Yahoo! Answers from a safe distance, provided two documents as a final chronicle for the now defunct community. One went to The F Plus, the other to Extra Credit. […]
Item #: SCP-151-EC Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-151-EC should not be listened to by anyone outside of the SCP Foundation. Anyone who has not been exposed to the internet in sufficient amounts will find themselves unable to focus, grow dizzy, and feel the urge to walk out the door and never stop walking. […]
Normal: a social construct designed to assess the most commonplace outlooks, beliefs, activities and happenings. Being such a relative concept, one is often forced to ask a rather philosophical question about what exactly normal is. Though a true ideal normal can never be attained, we still struggle to understand, for good and for bad, the […]
You ever think about what you’ll do in a post-apocalyptic setting? The fall of man, the collapse of civilization, that sorta thing? Obviously it’s simultaneously a real and harrowing concept and also a ridiculous exercise in overly wrought paranoia. Well, knowing us, we’re more interested in the people on the latter end of that spectrum. […]
We all can’t help but be aware of omnipresent game distribution platform Steam. This titan of the market has few competitors that can stack up to it, which surely means that its dedication to quality and innovation is second to none. Or maybe just that you can shovel whatever the hell you want onto it […]
Oh hey! Lucky we caught you. We were just passing through this time on an errand for our good friend John Titor. While we’re here though, maybe we could take a short period of time to review your internet for modern time travel discourse! I’m sure it’s chock full o’ useful information about the past. […]
Welcome back! Part 2 brings together people who joined up a bit midway, including host Shell Game. Chai Tea Latte, The Heavenator and THE LESBIATHAN bring together their old stories and talk at length about how the internet has changed. Readings this round include classic porn, classic crazy, surprisingly sincere efforts to reach out to […]