Ever feel so filthy that a shower of any length would never get clean? Well, that’s what it’s like existing as a horrid semi-sentient creature composed of whiskers, tail, and tits. And you know what? It’s pretty deplorable that you haven’t found a way to help alleviate that existential disgust. It’s almost as if you […]

Anime. Is it good? Is it bad? Who can say? Our crack anime expert, The Heavenator, has compiled descriptions of anime, as described by members of the Something Awful forums, and they have brought it to our esteemed panel of analysts to help qualitatively define anime once and for all. Be astounded by the brother/sister […]