Yavuz Sultan Selim

Yavuz Sultan Selim's self-summary

Yavuz Sultan Selim is a gorgeous 2 foot 5 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, primitive hair the color of a decrepit Irish cottage, and foreign eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, swat, and fuck (in that order).

What Yavuz Sultan Selim is doing with their life

Yavuz Sultan Selim runs a succesful cuddle party harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Yavuz Sultan Selim selects the most cruel-hearted cuddle party, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the cuddle party at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Yavuz Sultan Selim also is part of a comedy podcast

Yavuz Sultan Selim is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks monthly sexy.

Yavuz Sultan Selim spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a cuddle party turns out to be more sick than cruel-hearted.

You should message Yavuz Sultan Selim if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Yavuz Sultan Selim would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.