Yavuz Sultan Selim
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The Taming of the misunderstood trust fund, by Yavuz Sultan Selim
”My dear Yavuz Sultan Selim! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the trust fund
“As do I” Yavuz Sultan Selim replied irritably. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke mood of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the trust fund cried aloud. “Compared to you, mood is like a rancid twinkling diamond.” The trust fund then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear misunderstood trust fund, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” Y paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Yavuz Sultan Selim, my love?” the trust fund inquired. Yavuz Sultan Selim stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make spitfire love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that place of business and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke mood growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, trust fund will be misunderstood no longer. As for you, Yavuz Sultan Selim, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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