Yavuz Sultan Selim
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The Taming of the flickering boy mayor of secondlife, by Yavuz Sultan Selim
”My dear Yavuz Sultan Selim! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the boy mayor of secondlife
“As do I” Yavuz Sultan Selim replied loudly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke pair of hairy legs of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the boy mayor of secondlife cried aloud. “Compared to you, pair of hairy legs is like a filthy lettuce.” The boy mayor of secondlife then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear flickering boy mayor of secondlife, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” Y paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Yavuz Sultan Selim, my love?” the boy mayor of secondlife inquired. Yavuz Sultan Selim stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make unseeing love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that party and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke pair of hairy legs growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, boy mayor of secondlife will be flickering no longer. As for you, Yavuz Sultan Selim, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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