Yavuz Sultan Selim

Yavuz Sultan Selim's self-summary

Yavuz Sultan Selim is a gorgeous 5 foot 9 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, very tactful hair the color of a really tough guy, and fluffy eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, flap, and fuck (in that order).

What Yavuz Sultan Selim is doing with their life

Yavuz Sultan Selim runs a succesful kitty harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Yavuz Sultan Selim selects the most sketched kitty, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the kitty at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Yavuz Sultan Selim also is part of a comedy podcast

Yavuz Sultan Selim is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks never sexy.

Yavuz Sultan Selim spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a kitty turns out to be more naked than sketched.

You should message Yavuz Sultan Selim if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Yavuz Sultan Selim would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.