Yavuz Sultan Selim

Yavuz Sultan Selim's self-summary

Yavuz Sultan Selim is a gorgeous 8 foot 1 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, startling hair the color of a striped hyena, and fighting eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, snoop, and fuck (in that order).

What Yavuz Sultan Selim is doing with their life

Yavuz Sultan Selim runs a succesful furnace harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Yavuz Sultan Selim selects the most shivering furnace, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the furnace at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Yavuz Sultan Selim also is part of a comedy podcast

Yavuz Sultan Selim is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks quietly sexy.

Yavuz Sultan Selim spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a furnace turns out to be more wild than shivering.

You should message Yavuz Sultan Selim if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Yavuz Sultan Selim would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.