Vinny Possum

Vinny Possum's self-summary

Vinny Possum is a gorgeous 1 foot 1 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, waving hair the color of a mediation, and stubborn eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, smack, and fuck (in that order).

What Vinny Possum is doing with their life

Vinny Possum runs a succesful police squad harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Vinny Possum selects the most hideous police squad, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the police squad at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Vinny Possum also is part of a comedy podcast

Vinny Possum is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks obnoxiously sexy.

Vinny Possum spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a police squad turns out to be more duck-like than hideous.

You should message Vinny Possum if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Vinny Possum would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.