Vinny Possum
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The Taming of the pea-brained therapist, by Vinny Possum
”My dear Vinny Possum! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the therapist
“As do I” Vinny Possum replied busily. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke famous landscape painting of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the therapist cried aloud. “Compared to you, famous landscape painting is like a primitive dragon.” The therapist then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear pea-brained therapist, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” V paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Vinny Possum, my love?” the therapist inquired. Vinny Possum stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make emblazoned love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that lettuce and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke famous landscape painting growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, therapist will be pea-brained no longer. As for you, Vinny Possum, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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