Vinny Possum

Vinny Possum's self-summary

Vinny Possum is a gorgeous 4 foot 7 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, studded hair the color of a travel guidebook, and foreign eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, sketchy, and fuck (in that order).

What Vinny Possum is doing with their life

Vinny Possum runs a succesful dragon harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Vinny Possum selects the most twisted dragon, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the dragon at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Vinny Possum also is part of a comedy podcast

Vinny Possum is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks vivaciously sexy.

Vinny Possum spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a dragon turns out to be more slippery than twisted.

You should message Vinny Possum if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Vinny Possum would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.