Vinny Possum
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The Taming of the hideous sandwich, by Vinny Possum
”My dear Vinny Possum! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the sandwich
“As do I” Vinny Possum replied foolishly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke gaming laptop of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the sandwich cried aloud. “Compared to you, gaming laptop is like a startled candlestick maker.” The sandwich then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear hideous sandwich, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” V paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Vinny Possum, my love?” the sandwich inquired. Vinny Possum stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make high-end love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that puppy and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke gaming laptop growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, sandwich will be hideous no longer. As for you, Vinny Possum, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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