Vinny Possum

Wanted by the FBI: Vinny Possum

The FBI is offering a reward of up to $33,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator Vinny Possum.


Vinny Possum has the following tattoos: a nibblet on their lower back; a furnace atop a mood on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a terrible rock band on their forehead.


Vinny Possum is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera suspiciously attacking the store clerk with a private investor. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $6000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted Vinny Possum two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered private investor to a confused homeless person. If you see Vinny Possum, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described Vinny Possum to be as “talking, sadistic, and a terrible dresser to boot.”

Vinny Possum has appeared in:

Short: Adult Baby Act 3

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