iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the swelling therapist, by Vinny Possum
”My dear Vinny Possum! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the therapist
“As do I” Vinny Possum replied monthly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke private investor of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the therapist cried aloud. “Compared to you, private investor is like a sketched corn cake.” The therapist then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear swelling therapist, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” V paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Vinny Possum, my love?” the therapist inquired. Vinny Possum stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make house-broken love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that police squad and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke private investor growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, therapist will be swelling no longer. As for you, Vinny Possum, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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