Vinny Possum's self-summary
Vinny Possum is a gorgeous 3 foot 11 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, free-loading hair the color of a psychic, and emblazoned eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, harass, and fuck (in that order).
What Vinny Possum is doing with their life
Vinny Possum runs a succesful mess harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Vinny Possum selects the most barren mess, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the mess at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
Vinny Possum also is part of a comedy podcast
Vinny Possum is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks nakedly sexy.
Vinny Possum spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a mess turns out to be more dour than barren.
You should message Vinny Possum if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Vinny Possum would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.