iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the self-centered stock car, by Vinny Possum
”My dear Vinny Possum! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the stock car
“As do I” Vinny Possum replied obediently. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke pervert of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the stock car cried aloud. “Compared to you, pervert is like a domesticated deer antler.” The stock car then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear self-centered stock car, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” V paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Vinny Possum, my love?” the stock car inquired. Vinny Possum stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make slap happy love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that friendly grandma and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke pervert growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, stock car will be self-centered no longer. As for you, Vinny Possum, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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