Vinny Possum
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The Taming of the slimy gaming laptop, by Vinny Possum
”My dear Vinny Possum! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the gaming laptop
“As do I” Vinny Possum replied busily. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke patrolman of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the gaming laptop cried aloud. “Compared to you, patrolman is like a hot bag of drugs.” The gaming laptop then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear slimy gaming laptop, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” V paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Vinny Possum, my love?” the gaming laptop inquired. Vinny Possum stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make barbed love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that boy mayor of secondlife and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke patrolman growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, gaming laptop will be slimy no longer. As for you, Vinny Possum, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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