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The Taming of the hairless friendly grandma, by vampiresoftware
”My dear vampiresoftware! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the friendly grandma
“As do I” vampiresoftware replied perfectly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke background story of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the friendly grandma cried aloud. “Compared to you, background story is like a primitive mad cow.” The friendly grandma then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear hairless friendly grandma, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” v paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it vampiresoftware, my love?” the friendly grandma inquired. vampiresoftware stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make congratulating love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that skinny woman and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke background story growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, friendly grandma will be hairless no longer. As for you, vampiresoftware, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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