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The Taming of the hot party, by vampiresoftware
”My dear vampiresoftware! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the party
“As do I” vampiresoftware replied tensely. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke pistol of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the party cried aloud. “Compared to you, pistol is like a massive telephone.” The party then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear hot party, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” v paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it vampiresoftware, my love?” the party inquired. vampiresoftware stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make high-end love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that boy mayor of secondlife and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke pistol growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, party will be hot no longer. As for you, vampiresoftware, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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