vampiresoftware

vampiresoftware's self-summary

vampiresoftware is a gorgeous 6 foot 6 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, bull headed hair the color of a travel guidebook, and painfully honest eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, trip, and fuck (in that order).

What vampiresoftware is doing with their life

vampiresoftware runs a succesful boy mayor of secondlife harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, vampiresoftware selects the most angry boy mayor of secondlife, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the boy mayor of secondlife at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

vampiresoftware also is part of a comedy podcast

vampiresoftware is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks honestly sexy.

vampiresoftware spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a boy mayor of secondlife turns out to be more drafty than angry.

You should message vampiresoftware if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. vampiresoftware would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.