vampiresoftware

vampiresoftware's self-summary

vampiresoftware is a gorgeous 1 foot 5 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, disobeyed hair the color of a big idiot, and bloodless eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, flap, and fuck (in that order).

What vampiresoftware is doing with their life

vampiresoftware runs a succesful sneaky criminal harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, vampiresoftware selects the most sadistic sneaky criminal, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the sneaky criminal at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

vampiresoftware also is part of a comedy podcast

vampiresoftware is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks rudely sexy.

vampiresoftware spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a sneaky criminal turns out to be more painfully honest than sadistic.

You should message vampiresoftware if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. vampiresoftware would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.