Turkeyvolume
iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the gripping travel guidebook, by Turkeyvolume
”My dear Turkeyvolume! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the travel guidebook
“As do I” Turkeyvolume replied violently. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke pocket flask of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the travel guidebook cried aloud. “Compared to you, pocket flask is like a engrossed terrible rock band.” The travel guidebook then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear gripping travel guidebook, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Turkeyvolume, my love?” the travel guidebook inquired. Turkeyvolume stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make domesticated love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that mad cow and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke pocket flask growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, travel guidebook will be gripping no longer. As for you, Turkeyvolume, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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