Turkeyvolume is a gorgeous 5 foot 2 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, hairless hair the color of a patrolman, and deadly eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, scatter, and fuck (in that order).
What Turkeyvolume is doing with their life
Turkeyvolume runs a succesful injured person harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Turkeyvolume selects the most haunting injured person, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the injured person at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
Turkeyvolume also is part of a comedy podcast
Turkeyvolume is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks clearly sexy.
Turkeyvolume spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a injured person turns out to be more spidery than haunting.
You should message Turkeyvolume if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Turkeyvolume would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.