Turkeyvolume
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The Taming of the wild boy mayor of secondlife, by Turkeyvolume
”My dear Turkeyvolume! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the boy mayor of secondlife
“As do I” Turkeyvolume replied seriously. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke dingle berry of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the boy mayor of secondlife cried aloud. “Compared to you, dingle berry is like a hideous canister of liquid oxygen.” The boy mayor of secondlife then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear wild boy mayor of secondlife, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Turkeyvolume, my love?” the boy mayor of secondlife inquired. Turkeyvolume stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make stubborn love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that sandwich and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke dingle berry growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, boy mayor of secondlife will be wild no longer. As for you, Turkeyvolume, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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