The Heavenator

Wanted by the FBI: The Heavenator

The FBI is offering a reward of up to $10,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator The Heavenator.

Remarks:

The Heavenator has the following tattoos: a injured person on their lower back; a pistol atop a volcanic crater on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a deer antler on their forehead.

Details:

The Heavenator is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera roughly attacking the store clerk with a party. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $4000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted The Heavenator two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered party to a confused homeless person. If you see The Heavenator, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described The Heavenator to be as “embarrassed, vile, and a terrible dresser to boot.”

The Heavenator has appeared in:

Classics of BookBarnabas Stop Reading Ahead$350,000 in Penalties200 (Give or Take) Part 3The Essential Christofascist Filmgoer’s Guide To HollywoodA Bad Judge of Characterヒーブの野郎ヒーブちゃんはまた元に戻った。Unidentified Podcast-Like MediaThe Boobs Are Fine but Let Me Tell You about the Card GameBeyond Evil and EvilWords Upon WorldsMurder on the Orientation ExpressThe Wolf Cock Went Snicker SnatchActually, Stop Reading Other BooksOne Trick PonyExpedited ShippingRevenge of the JocksSole SearchingGemsona Non GrataShort – An Ohio Podcastwikihow episode.All Men Are PaypigsRotten PodcastButter Off DeadThe Bestiary with Two Backs2800 Dollars LaterIs It Crazy to Jerk Off with Boxing Gloves?I Didn’t Buy This Product, Goodbye!If You Can’t Score At Hedonism 2 You Can’t Score AnywhereWith Enemas Like These Who Needs Friends?Victorian Bawdy SlamFoal Me Twice…Canon the Hedgehog12% Anime By VolumeSteamedExtra Deadit SpooktacularMeet N Fuck PodcastEpisode 100 – Part 2Ceci n’est pas un drillWho Do They Think They’re Kidding?Shorts – I Hate My New BodyObject of My DesireNobody Cared Who I Was Until I Put on The $30 MaskSweet Mod of MineBelushin It OutAmber is the Color of Your Energy DrinkOr Going, Going, Gone!Of Fur and ScalesGirls on Boy on Boyヒーブちゃんの趣味Chocus PocusExtra Credit Presents! Maid In Hell

The Heavenator has contributed to:

Revenge of the Jocks12% Anime By VolumeShall I Compare Thee to a Filthy Perv?Girls on Boy on Boy

Documents provided:

ヒーブの野郎ヒーブちゃんはまた元に戻った。God Gives His Highest Heels To His Strongest SissiesShort – An Ohio PodcastGifts of the MagiEpisode 100 – Part 2Shorts – I Hate My New BodyKitsune Miku Says: Do Not Listen To This Crunchyroll Episode!Girls on Boy on BoyDarude Kassandstormヒーブちゃんの趣味EC’s Bizarrely Homestar-themed Camgirl Dungeon