The Heavenator
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The Taming of the sticky really tough guy, by The Heavenator
”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the really tough guy
“As do I” The Heavenator replied briefly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke therapist of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the really tough guy cried aloud. “Compared to you, therapist is like a offensive tank.” The really tough guy then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear sticky really tough guy, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the really tough guy inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make emerging love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that volcanic crater and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke therapist growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, really tough guy will be sticky no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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