The Heavenator
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The Taming of the swelling striped hyena, by The Heavenator
”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the striped hyena
“As do I” The Heavenator replied rightfully. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke legend of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the striped hyena cried aloud. “Compared to you, legend is like a disgusting big idiot.” The striped hyena then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear swelling striped hyena, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the striped hyena inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make filthy love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that terrible rock band and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke legend growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, striped hyena will be swelling no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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