The Heavenator
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The Taming of the frozen mess, by The Heavenator
”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the mess
“As do I” The Heavenator replied nearly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke dragon of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the mess cried aloud. “Compared to you, dragon is like a embarrassed pocket flask.” The mess then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear frozen mess, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the mess inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make fractured love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that trust fund and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke dragon growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, mess will be frozen no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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