A snake in the pit since April 9th, 2016

Ayup! ‘ow’s it? You enjoyin’ this internet thin’? I’m ‘aving a right laugh recording this shit tha’ you lo’ pu’ in t’’opper Wha’s this I’m abou’ t’read? Bloody Yelp! Who t’devil uses Yelp? I guess we do now. Wha’s this I’m readin’ nex? Bloody ‘Is It Normal’? Eeebygum. Wha’ ‘ave I got meself intah?

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Hello, how are you? I see you are on the internet with me. I am enjoying recording sub-par writing on the internet. Thank you for uploading your documents. I am looking forward to reading hilarious Yelp reviews and other bits of hilarity our fans find across the internet.

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