| Reader | Times Recorded |
| Achilles' Heelies | 19 |
| Acierocolotl | 1 |
| Adam Bozarth | 2 |
| Amelia Blank | 3 |
| Ashto | 25 |
| Beelzeboob | 22 |
| Boots Raingear | 13 |
| Breakfast | 15 |
| Bumpgrrl | 1 |
| Cauliflower Parsnips | 2 |
| Chai Tea Latte | 43 |
| Cherry | 5 |
| Detective Slowpoke | 1 |
| Dijon Du Jour | 92 |
| Dr. Activisionary | 27 |
| Frank West | 81 |
| GamerFuji | 3 |
| Ganymede | 47 |
| Ironicus | 11 |
| Jack Chick | 5 |
| JW Friedman | 1 |
| Malt | 24 |
| Mix | 55 |
| Nutshell Gulag | 16 |
| Other Voice | 7 |
| Positive Stress | 48 |
| Positronic | 18 |
| Sanguinary Novel | 38 |
| Sauce | 5 |
| Sham bam bamina! | 2 |
| Shell Game | 199 |
| Shell Game; | 1 |
| Sherman Tank | 1 |
| Spaced God | 15 |
| The Heavenator | 58 |
| THE LESBIATHAN | 73 |
| Turkeyvolume | 2 |
| Turtle | 44 |
| Vinny Possum | 1 |
| Wrought | 1 |
| Yavuz Sultan Selim | 1 |