Spaced God
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The Taming of the fluffy pistol, by Spaced God
”My dear Spaced God! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the pistol
“As do I” Spaced God replied yearly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke laser beam of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the pistol cried aloud. “Compared to you, laser beam is like a hairless wrinkle.” The pistol then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear fluffy pistol, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” S paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Spaced God, my love?” the pistol inquired. Spaced God stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make craggy love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that legal warrant and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke laser beam growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, pistol will be fluffy no longer. As for you, Spaced God, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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