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The Taming of the wild police squad, by Sirslarty

”My dear Sirslarty! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the police squad

“As do I” Sirslarty replied badly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke karate master of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the police squad cried aloud. “Compared to you, karate master is like a hilarious dingle berry.” The police squad then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear wild police squad, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” S paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Sirslarty, my love?” the police squad inquired. Sirslarty stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make pea-brained love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that coffee pot and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke karate master growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, police squad will be wild no longer. As for you, Sirslarty, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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