iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the fighting tank, by Sirslarty
”My dear Sirslarty! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the tank
“As do I” Sirslarty replied stealthily. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke multi-billionaire of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the tank cried aloud. “Compared to you, multi-billionaire is like a dour injured person.” The tank then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear fighting tank, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” S paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Sirslarty, my love?” the tank inquired. Sirslarty stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make narrow-minded love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that furnace and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke multi-billionaire growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, tank will be fighting no longer. As for you, Sirslarty, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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