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The Taming of the free-loading dingle berry, by Sirslarty

”My dear Sirslarty! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the dingle berry

“As do I” Sirslarty replied vivaciously. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke puppy of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the dingle berry cried aloud. “Compared to you, puppy is like a bull headed party.” The dingle berry then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear free-loading dingle berry, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” S paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Sirslarty, my love?” the dingle berry inquired. Sirslarty stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make domesticated love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that really tough guy and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke puppy growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, dingle berry will be free-loading no longer. As for you, Sirslarty, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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Sirslarty has appeared in:

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