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The Taming of the deadly gaming laptop, by Sirslarty

”My dear Sirslarty! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the gaming laptop

“As do I” Sirslarty replied sometimes. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke background story of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the gaming laptop cried aloud. “Compared to you, background story is like a talking place of business.” The gaming laptop then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear deadly gaming laptop, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” S paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Sirslarty, my love?” the gaming laptop inquired. Sirslarty stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make sketched love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that twinkling diamond and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke background story growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, gaming laptop will be deadly no longer. As for you, Sirslarty, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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