Sirslarty is a gorgeous 4 foot 3 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, waving hair the color of a stock car, and disgusting eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, kill, and fuck (in that order).
What Sirslarty is doing with their life
Sirslarty runs a succesful famous landscape painting harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Sirslarty selects the most querulous famous landscape painting, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the famous landscape painting at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
Sirslarty also is part of a comedy podcast
Sirslarty is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks bravely sexy.
Sirslarty spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a famous landscape painting turns out to be more frisky than querulous.
You should message Sirslarty if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Sirslarty would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.