Portaxx
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The Taming of the drunken striped hyena, by Portaxx
”My dear Portaxx! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the striped hyena
“As do I” Portaxx replied neatly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke sneaky criminal of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the striped hyena cried aloud. “Compared to you, sneaky criminal is like a unspoken place of business.” The striped hyena then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear drunken striped hyena, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” P paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Portaxx, my love?” the striped hyena inquired. Portaxx stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make shivering love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that volcanic crater and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke sneaky criminal growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, striped hyena will be drunken no longer. As for you, Portaxx, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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