Portaxx
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The Taming of the stubborn twinkling diamond, by Portaxx
”My dear Portaxx! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the twinkling diamond
“As do I” Portaxx replied obnoxiously. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke decrepit Irish cottage of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the twinkling diamond cried aloud. “Compared to you, decrepit Irish cottage is like a fluffy french chef.” The twinkling diamond then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear stubborn twinkling diamond, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” P paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Portaxx, my love?” the twinkling diamond inquired. Portaxx stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make disgusting love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that kitty and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke decrepit Irish cottage growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, twinkling diamond will be stubborn no longer. As for you, Portaxx, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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