Portaxx
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The Taming of the sexy toilet seat, by Portaxx
”My dear Portaxx! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the toilet seat
“As do I” Portaxx replied loudly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke terrible rock band of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the toilet seat cried aloud. “Compared to you, terrible rock band is like a sick dingle berry.” The toilet seat then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear sexy toilet seat, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” P paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Portaxx, my love?” the toilet seat inquired. Portaxx stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make flooded love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that mood and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke terrible rock band growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, toilet seat will be sexy no longer. As for you, Portaxx, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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