Portaxx

Portaxx's self-summary

Portaxx is a gorgeous 8 foot 1 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, slap happy hair the color of a terrible rock band, and nighttime eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, snoop, and fuck (in that order).

What Portaxx is doing with their life

Portaxx runs a succesful dragon harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Portaxx selects the most self-centered dragon, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the dragon at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Portaxx also is part of a comedy podcast

Portaxx is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks defiantly sexy.

Portaxx spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a dragon turns out to be more flooded than self-centered.

You should message Portaxx if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Portaxx would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.