Portaxx
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The Taming of the engrossed dragon, by Portaxx
”My dear Portaxx! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the dragon
“As do I” Portaxx replied hungrily. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke mood of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the dragon cried aloud. “Compared to you, mood is like a filthy psychic.” The dragon then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear engrossed dragon, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” P paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Portaxx, my love?” the dragon inquired. Portaxx stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make unspoken love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that dog poop and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke mood growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, dragon will be engrossed no longer. As for you, Portaxx, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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