The Galoopo Nuffkins is a legendary creature said to inhabit the temperate rainforests of the Pacific Northwest. The creature is often described as a super chill star wearing sunglasses and holding a hot slice of ‘za, but there are many different variations. Sometimes the Nuffkins can be seen taking the form of the rapper 50 Cent, and vice versa. It has been reported to move slowly and rarely, and is often described as emitting an “ear-curdling cackle”. The Nuffkins has a mouth and is always on the lookout for something to scream.