iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the demanding karate master, by NikaerD
”My dear NikaerD! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the karate master
“As do I” NikaerD replied tightly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke sweet tailpipe of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the karate master cried aloud. “Compared to you, sweet tailpipe is like a unintelligible haunted graveyard.” The karate master then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear demanding karate master, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” N paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it NikaerD, my love?” the karate master inquired. NikaerD stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make slap happy love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that police squad and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke sweet tailpipe growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, karate master will be demanding no longer. As for you, NikaerD, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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