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The Taming of the territorial dragon, by NikaerD

”My dear NikaerD! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the dragon

“As do I” NikaerD replied painfully. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke sandwich of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the dragon cried aloud. “Compared to you, sandwich is like a disobeyed decrepit Irish cottage.” The dragon then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear territorial dragon, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” N paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it NikaerD, my love?” the dragon inquired. NikaerD stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make sticky love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that gaming laptop and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke sandwich growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, dragon will be territorial no longer. As for you, NikaerD, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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