Wanted by the FBI: NikaerD
The FBI is offering a reward of up to $46,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator NikaerD.
NikaerD has the following tattoos: a friendly grandma on their lower back; a pervert atop a decrepit Irish cottage on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a candlestick maker on their forehead.
NikaerD is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera gladly attacking the store clerk with a kitty. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $5000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted NikaerD two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered kitty to a confused homeless person. If you see NikaerD, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described NikaerD to be as “wild, flooded, and a terrible dresser to boot.”