Wanted by the FBI: NikaerD
The FBI is offering a reward of up to $40,000 for information that leads to the identification, arrest, and conviction of internet commentator NikaerD.
NikaerD has the following tattoos: a mess on their lower back; a puppy atop a furnace on their right ankle; and a photo-realistic image of a rabid dog on their forehead.
NikaerD is wanted for the armed robbery of an adult novelty toy location. They were recorded on camera shyly attacking the store clerk with a private investor. After the assault, they ransacked the store and ran off, stealing an estimated $5000 worth of used Bad Dragon toys. A second security camera spotted NikaerD two blocks down the road, handing the blood-splattered private investor to a confused homeless person. If you see NikaerD, call our hotline immediately. Do not attempt to apprehend this suspect on your own, as witnesses have described NikaerD to be as “hysterical, sketched, and a terrible dresser to boot.”