Napoleon Blownapart
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The Taming of the studded gaming laptop, by Napoleon Blownapart
”My dear Napoleon Blownapart! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the gaming laptop
“As do I” Napoleon Blownapart replied annually. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke bag of drugs of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the gaming laptop cried aloud. “Compared to you, bag of drugs is like a sick coffee pot.” The gaming laptop then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear studded gaming laptop, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” N paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Napoleon Blownapart, my love?” the gaming laptop inquired. Napoleon Blownapart stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make sexy love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that mediation and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke bag of drugs growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, gaming laptop will be studded no longer. As for you, Napoleon Blownapart, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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