Napoleon Blownapart

Napoleon Blownapart's self-summary

Napoleon Blownapart is a gorgeous 3 foot 2 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, haunting hair the color of a decrepit Irish cottage, and flooded eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, splatter, and fuck (in that order).

What Napoleon Blownapart is doing with their life

Napoleon Blownapart runs a succesful twinkling diamond harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Napoleon Blownapart selects the most zombie-like twinkling diamond, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the twinkling diamond at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Napoleon Blownapart also is part of a comedy podcast

Napoleon Blownapart is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks nakedly sexy.

Napoleon Blownapart spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a twinkling diamond turns out to be more sickened than zombie-like.

You should message Napoleon Blownapart if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Napoleon Blownapart would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.