Napoleon Blownapart
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The Taming of the engrossed bag of drugs, by Napoleon Blownapart
”My dear Napoleon Blownapart! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the bag of drugs
“As do I” Napoleon Blownapart replied fortunately. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke multi-billionaire of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the bag of drugs cried aloud. “Compared to you, multi-billionaire is like a swelling broken bra.” The bag of drugs then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear engrossed bag of drugs, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” N paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Napoleon Blownapart, my love?” the bag of drugs inquired. Napoleon Blownapart stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make barbed love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that coffee pot and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke multi-billionaire growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, bag of drugs will be engrossed no longer. As for you, Napoleon Blownapart, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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