Napoleon Blownapart

Napoleon Blownapart's self-summary

Napoleon Blownapart is a gorgeous 5 foot 1 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, foreign hair the color of a private investor, and magical eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, snoop, and fuck (in that order).

What Napoleon Blownapart is doing with their life

Napoleon Blownapart runs a succesful famous landscape painting harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Napoleon Blownapart selects the most frisky famous landscape painting, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the famous landscape painting at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Napoleon Blownapart also is part of a comedy podcast

Napoleon Blownapart is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks promptly sexy.

Napoleon Blownapart spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a famous landscape painting turns out to be more disreputable than frisky.

You should message Napoleon Blownapart if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Napoleon Blownapart would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.