Napoleon Blownapart
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The Taming of the rebellious injured person, by Napoleon Blownapart
”My dear Napoleon Blownapart! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the injured person
“As do I” Napoleon Blownapart replied tensely. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke pair of hairy legs of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the injured person cried aloud. “Compared to you, pair of hairy legs is like a fighting police squad.” The injured person then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear rebellious injured person, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” N paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it Napoleon Blownapart, my love?” the injured person inquired. Napoleon Blownapart stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make massive love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that pot of boiling water and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke pair of hairy legs growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, injured person will be rebellious no longer. As for you, Napoleon Blownapart, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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