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This week, Extra Credit annexes Canada.

With Positive Stress, Sherman Tank, goop, Shell Game, Amelia Blank, and featuring Achilles' Heelies

Edited by Shell Game
Content provided by Shell Game
Cover art by Dr. Activisionary