Gyro is a gorgeous 4 foot 6 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, spitfire hair the color of a legal warrant, and narrow-minded eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, bury, and fuck (in that order).
What Gyro is doing with their life
Gyro runs a succesful therapist harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Gyro selects the most dour therapist, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the therapist at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.
Gyro also is part of a comedy podcast
Gyro is really good at
Having an orgasm face that looks mysteriously sexy.
Gyro spends a lot of time thinking about
The legality of their business, and what to do when a therapist turns out to be more rancid than dour.
You should message Gyro if
You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Gyro would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.