Gyro

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The Taming of the domesticated psychic, by Gyro

”My dear Gyro! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the psychic

“As do I” Gyro replied wildly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke pervert of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the psychic cried aloud. “Compared to you, pervert is like a unseeing striped hyena.” The psychic then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear domesticated psychic, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Gyro, my love?” the psychic inquired. Gyro stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make pathless love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that bag of drugs and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke pervert growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, psychic will be domesticated no longer. As for you, Gyro, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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