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The Taming of the hideous cuddle party, by Gyro

”My dear Gyro! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the cuddle party

“As do I” Gyro replied boldly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke broken bra of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the cuddle party cried aloud. “Compared to you, broken bra is like a slap happy toaster.” The cuddle party then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear hideous cuddle party, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Gyro, my love?” the cuddle party inquired. Gyro stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make primitive love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that sandwich and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke broken bra growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, cuddle party will be hideous no longer. As for you, Gyro, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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