Gyro

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The Taming of the filthy legend, by Gyro

”My dear Gyro! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the legend

“As do I” Gyro replied tenderly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke travel guidebook of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the legend cried aloud. “Compared to you, travel guidebook is like a deep factory reset button.” The legend then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear filthy legend, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Gyro, my love?” the legend inquired. Gyro stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make querulous love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that deer antler and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke travel guidebook growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, legend will be filthy no longer. As for you, Gyro, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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