Gyro

Gyro's self-summary

Gyro is a gorgeous 6 foot 1 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, high-end hair the color of a mediation, and flooded eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, boogie, and fuck (in that order).

What Gyro is doing with their life

Gyro runs a succesful pocket flask harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Gyro selects the most very tactful pocket flask, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the pocket flask at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Gyro also is part of a comedy podcast

Gyro is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks mortally sexy.

Gyro spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a pocket flask turns out to be more painfully honest than very tactful.

You should message Gyro if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Gyro would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.