Gyro's self-summary

Gyro is a gorgeous 5 foot 8 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, rancid hair the color of a travel guidebook, and wild eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, blindside, and fuck (in that order).

What Gyro is doing with their life

Gyro runs a succesful knife harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Gyro selects the most medicated knife, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the knife at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Gyro also is part of a comedy podcast

Gyro is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks suddenly sexy.

Gyro spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a knife turns out to be more self-centered than medicated.

You should message Gyro if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Gyro would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.